If
I Were POTUS
(President of the United States)
Copyright Andrea
Reynolds 2001-2009 All rights reserved. Please
do not distribute or publish this column without the
author's written permission and without financial
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During a conversation about the last
presidential election, someone asked what I would do if I
were elected president (Don't worry, I can't be: I don't
meet the 14 year residency requirement.) Having a Canadian
sense of humor -- satire flourishes mostly in Canada and
the U.K. -- here are sixteen things I would do:
1. Make Ralph Nader my Vice President,
and choose a cabinet of people who remind me of the
surrogate President (Kevin Kline) in the movie, "Dave".
2. Eliminate all those extravagant,
expensive state dinners. (Who lives like that?)
3. Use the money saved from #2 to feed
hungry American kids.
4. If a world dignitary comes to visit
and we're having meatloaf that night that's what he or she
gets... along with my full attention and a meaningful
conversation about things that really matter.
5. Retire Air Force One during my term of
office and, like John Madden, travel only by motorhome. If
the Pope has the Pope-mobile, mine can be the Prez-mobile.
6. Put a Quaker in charge of defense. Or
a woman, who can solve more world problems by talking it
out than resorting to fighting with weapons.
7. With the money saved from #6, make
higher education affordable and available to more people.
8. With #7 in mind, add Grade 13 to
public education which is the equivalent of first year
university. College would then be only 3 years, leading to
a degree.
9. Require that all US phone companies
upgrade their performance and customer service to the level
found in Canada. (This one should be deleted. I'm no longer
happy with Bell Canada. )
10. Require that any boy (or man) who
gets a girl or woman pregnant is granted automatic, full
custody of each child who results. If males are held
accountable and responsible for the care and raising of
their issue, there will be fewer teen welfare moms. And if
females knew they'd have to give up their babies to the
males they consort with, they might make smarter choices in
the partners they choose.
11. Urge Congress to move toward a
three-political party system, like Canada has.
12. Fund more reading programs for kids
and adults, especially in zip codes where the reading level
is below the national average. And, provide how-to booklets
which provide important and practical knowledge while
allowing new readers to complete a whole "book" in short
time, thus generating a sense of achievement faster...
which escalates their enthusiasm for reading.
13. Provide tax breaks so that families
of all income levels can have in their home at least one
piece of good art, and a minimum of 3 books: a dictionary,
an etiquette reference, and a religious book of one's
choice: Bible, Torah, Koran, etc.
14. Make foreign travel a graduation
requirement for all high school students, especially to a
Third World country. Seeing how life is in Asia or South
America or India can wake up the most complacent mind.
15. Make available to the public all
information the US government has been keeping secret about
UFO's and extra-terrestrials. A list of all aliens living
in your neighborhood will be provided on a special web
site. Just plug in your zip code.
16. Bring speakers, teachers, and authors
into prisons to help prisoners upgrade their knowledge of
life skills, etiquette, health, morality, spirituality, and
vocational skills that go beyond manual labor. (Why waste a
captive audience?) This may reduce repeat offenders.
OK, laugh if you will... but do you
really like things they way they are now?
Andrea Reynolds
Copyright 2001-2010
Who
am I? I am a long
time consultant trained in family studies, education,
and marketing and communications who looks for ways to
make work meaningful. Lately I've been finding my work
for experts not as fulfilling - I'm ready to be the one
in the limelight - and also I have become frustrated
with what's happening in our society and I can no longer
stand back and do nothing.
Early in life I chose a life that was not
boring.
I've experienced life's highs and lows, and many unusual
events. At the age of 50-something, I have gained the
empathy and understanding to provide unorthodox but
healthy solutions to others who are in a crisis, are
headed for a crisis, or want to minimize future crises.
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